Jokes anybody ?

[SweetSue]

HI EVERYONE,

THOUGHT ID START THIS THHREAD, COZ WELL WE COULD ALL DO WITH CHEERING UP FROM TIME TO TIME.

I DONT KNOW MANY JOKES AND THE ONES I DO KNOW ARE PRETTY LAME, BUT I WILL GIVE IT AGO, AND WELL I HOPE YOU GUYS DO TO.

ANYWAY, TAKE CARE
Jj
:):D:o:p

[SweetSue]

A LADY WITH A FROG STUCK ON HER HEAD COMES INTO THE DOCTORS OFFICE,
WHEN THE DOCTOR ASKS WHATS WRONG
THE FROG REPLIES
"I GOT SOMETHING STUCK TO MY BUM"

i told you it would be lame !!!

[OCDmom]

I borrowed this from the Backyardigans: What's a dog favorite snack?




Pupcorn. :p

[SweetSue]

The three bears returned one sunny morning,from a stroll in the woods to find the door to their little cottage open.
Cautiously,they went inside,
after a while big daddy bears' deep voice boomed "who's been eating my porridge !"
mummy bear gave a yelp "whos' been eating my porridge !" she said.
Little baby bear rushed in "forget the porridge, someones nicked the d.v.d. Player !"

[SweetSue]

A boy called the Doctor
"Doctor, Doctor, come quick, my younger brother has just swollowed my pen"
"I will be right over..... What are you doing in the meantime ?" the Doctor replied.
"I'm using my pencil ......." said the boy.

Take care
Jj
:):rolleyes::p:o

[OCDmom]

Girl: Doc! My brother swallowed a can opener!
Doc: When did this happen?
Girl: A week ago.
Doc: Why tell me just now?!
Girl: Because we need the can opener...

[tomatty]

Husband and wife get in a huge fight and give each other the silent treatment all night. Not about to give in, before heading to the sofa for the night he puts a note on the wife's bedside,

"I have a flight at 5 A.M. Please wake me up."

Next morning he wakes up on the sofa and looks at his watch. It is 8:30. He then sees a note on the coffee table; "Wake up asshole, it's 5:00"

[ASchwartz]

Grandmas don't know everything...

Little Tony was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her :

'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sex, darling.'

Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

'Grandma, it isn't called sex. It's called Bunk Beds.

And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'


Allan

[SweetSue]

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole, when his neighbour peered over the garden fence. Interested in what the cheeky faced youngster was up to he politely asked,

"What are you up to there Tim?"

"My Goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully without looking up, "And i've just burried him."

The neighbour was concerned, "Thats an awfully big hole for a Goldfish, isnt it ?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "Thats because hes inside your cat."