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[lacyjay87]

Originally Posted by malign

Definition of technologically challenged:
Thinks "peer-to-peer networking" is two guys chatting at the urinals.

This made me crack up LOL!!!

[Amanda]

Two men walked into a bar the third one ducked. (I now hang my head in shame for telling a joke that's totally lame)

[malign]

Yet the unintended rhyme was completely sublime.

[John Rutledge]

In a British House of Commons Committe yesterday, discussing possible questions to be included in the next UK census, the issue as to whether a question should be included as to the sexual orientation of respendents. A Conservative Member of Parliament objected - "Should gay people not be left with their own privacy ? I, certainly would expect that, should I ask a person's doctor what their sexual orientation might be, I would be told to bugger off - sorry, I should have been said, would have been told to go away ...".

Er ... he certainly meant well ...

Best regards,

[Jetliner]

Originally Posted by malign

yet the unintended rhyme was completely sublime.

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!